Salad and Boy Problems

from The Slag Sessions by Slagatha Christie

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lyrics

I read on the internet that salad makes you smaller
So I ate some and you still found me.
My new exercise regime helped make a quick escape easy
But you never got the hint yeah you chased after me.

Run run run run away again,
Run run run run away again,
Isn’t there somewhere that you’d rather be?
Can it be further away from me?

Is that a drink in your right hand?
Better finish it off so we know you’re a man.
Fuck me and fuck you, do we have to fuck the bus again?
I suppose if we don’t you’ll have to find new friends.

Run run run run away again,
Run run run run away again,
Isn’t there somewhere that you’d rather be?
Can it be further away from me?

Using sex as leverage is pretty weak shit
And if you made your bed hoping to fuck me in it
You’re better off moving halfway across the world
To ruin the self-esteem of some Canadian girls.

Run run run run away again,
Run run run run away again,
And you’ll never ruin my day again,
Leave me in such a state again,
But I think I’m done with hating men.
And I’m sorry I talk about you like you’re dirt
But that “Fuck Tony Abbott” t-shirt you wear,
Is far less edgy when you realise that you’re just like him.

Run run run run away again,
Run run run run away again,
Isn’t there somewhere that you’d rather be?
Can it be further away from me?

I read on the internet that salad makes you smaller
I read on the internet that salad makes you smaller
Oh I read on the internet that salad makes you smaller
One day I’ll just disappear!

credits

from The Slag Sessions, released August 29, 2017
Kate: Guitar/Vox
Jess: Bass/Vox
Stephen: Drums

Recorded in a shed & Mixed by Joel Cabban

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