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Divided By
03:10
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The offer is there, its reaching out.
A desire for change, their lacking no doubt.
They'll keep on believing in miracles, that they'll all be saved by their god's grace.
Excuse me for seeming so cynical, but scapegoating blame is all the rage.
Old ways of the past, with the rise and fall,
Will surely never last, and damage us all.
Brace yourself.
Face yourself.
Waste yourself.
They'll keep on believing in miracles, that they'll all be saved by their god's grace.
Excuse me for seeming so cynical, but scapegoating blame is all the rage.
They're hoping for that pot of gold to fall onto their shoulders and to exalt their lives.
Until then they're willing to be sold on any self-aggrandized bullshit they can sell as "wise"
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Panic At The Costco
02:14
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We stand upon the precipice of lavish luxury
Suspended way above the tides
And far beneath us the paupers circle
Desperately vacuuming the crumbs up as we profit from their lives
But we won't amount to much
With this consumerist ethos building up to an empire
Built upon our desire to take what we want
We amble aimless amidst an aristocracy, affordability ascendant
Availing acumen arousing animosity and apathy arising all alluring anima
But we won't amount to much with the powers that be, so out of touch
Word to the wiser, from up on high they divide us and take what they want
Lest we may regret the time we spent as bystanders
To aid regress is nothing less than lunacy
We feel it yes, the soul duress and yet we pay no mind
To pay respect? We just neglect with impunity
We won't amount to much
Without the fervor of having a Midas touch we feel the ire
The rage from which we inspire this disconnection
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Charm Offensive
03:25
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You lead us in with crooked smile,
Shake of the eye, wink of the hand.
Prop yoursself up we should admire
Your ill accomplishments be damned
Reiterate, to make it clear
(We are) a cartel of non-believers
(We are) not so easy to persuade
(We are) just the victims of a charm offensive
Knowing not what lies in wait
You're the cream of the crop or so you say
And when you fuck up, we'll give you one more chance
It's not your fault, just blame the circumstance,
Of the events surrounding your malfeasance
Just dont look down...
(We are) a cartel of non-believers
(We are) not so easy to persuade
(We are) just the victims of a charm offensive
Knowing not what lies in wait.
(We are) a cartel of non-believers
(We are) not so easy to persuade
(We are) just the victims of a charm offensive
Knowing not what lies in wait.
You're the cream of the crop,
Of knowing what not to fucking say,
And saying it anyway!
And nothing will remind us of anything you ever try to do
wrong about it. You're just a parasite.
Aggregious like a virus,
Without presence, a melanoma
And I hope moses is ready with his knife.
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The Ballad Of Eggboy
04:11
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Hey little Egg boy today you are a man
Your bar mitzvah was the moment you rebelled against the clan
And lobbed an egg into the back of a Nazi fuck head
Hey little egg boy if I had half the gall
When i was your age I'd be proud of myself
Stand 40 feet tall
You took up arms you took up egg
You took aim at the back of Fraser Annings head
You stole our hearts and earned our respect
For a split second and a split egg you were the hero we deserved
And it took 30 white supremacists to tackle eggboi down to Earth
Hey Fraser Anning what's it like to hit a child?
Do you feel like a big man when you're inciting racial violence?
Expect the herd to stampede your arse down if this gets any worse
And fuck this white Australia curse
The kind of people you lead are taking lives
In an attempt to heed your vapid lies
And you condone murder sprees when the shooter's white right?
For a split second and a split egg you got the treatment you deserve
And it took 30 white bigoted men to tackle eggboi down to earth
For a split second and a split egg we got the hero we deserve
A humble little egg just made the biggest splat I've ever heard
And we'll stand in solidarity with all who've suffered at the hands of white supremacy
And we'll fight for you all if need be
Our arms are outstretched to our muslim community
Because everybody belongs here
Everybody belongs here
No matter colour or creed
Religious beliefs everybody belongs here
Everybody belongs here
If you disagree then obviously you do not belong here
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The Noise Floor Canberra, Australia
Canberra based DIY Punk / Alternative Label.
Doin' it for the cause!
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