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Your eyeliner is far too heavy
No wonder you can’t open your eyes.
You can’t open your eyes.
You’re so fucked you can’t even stand steady
But those shoes make you look six foot high.
You look six foot high.

The most fascinating thing about you is your fascinator.
Those beasts you think you love so much they’ll be turned to glue later.
You’ll be home in bed by then, planning next time with your friends
That you’ll be watching midgets riding doomed horses again.

Your boat shoes will never see the sea but they might walk you into some girl’s dormitory.
Some girl’s dormitory.
Pay twelve bucks for a shitty can of VB, you and your mates can still be legendary.
Still be legendary.

You’re as cheap and nasty as your suit.
If that horse loses it’s not you they’ll shoot.
What if it was the other way round?
Flip the script upside down
And put a horse on your back sprinting around.

It’s abhorrent to me that you can’t see past
This bizarre notion you have of class.
Fuck the races we’d be better off eating grass.

If I were a horse I think I’d sue
Using metal to make my fucking shoes?
Don’t you arseholes have something better to do?

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from The Slag Sessions, released August 29, 2017
Kate: Guitar/Vox
Jess: Bass/Vox
Stephen: Drums

Recorded in a shed & Mixed by Joel Cabban

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