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I don't wanna cut up the little frog
He grew his own legs and dropped his fucking tail
I can't even stick to a wall
What gives me the right to pull his guts out?

I won't cut up the little rat
She might have a plague that would finally rid the world
Of the bigots and ignorants
What gives them the right to breathe our oxygen?

Your brain's capacity to function
Makes you a functional fuckwit

You're a blue ringed octopus
Your mouth is your anus and your anus is your mouth
But unlike a cephalopod, if I put you in a box, you won't make your way out
You talk shit, it makes me sick, to shut you up is my greatest wish,
and if you got stung by a jellyfish
I'd take a piss on you and keep the vinegar for my chips
And I can only hope that you get stung on your lips
You fucking functional fuckwit

I wrote a song about frogs, because like frogs if you touch me the oils in your hands will make me sick and die x2

For such intelligent life we're all so full of shit
and there's not that much that we can do about it
Though a lobotomy would probably help I will admit
Cos like I read your thesis, there's more substance in my spit

You fucking functional fuckwit.

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from The Frog Song Demo, released July 8, 2017
Kate Russell: Vocals & Guitar
Zane Harlem: guitar & Vocals

Recorded and mixed by Joel Cabban

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